Posts Tagged ‘fun’
Cookie rules..
Tuesday, December 21st, 2010Christmas Cookie Rules…
1. If you eat a holiday cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free.
2. If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.
3. If a friend comes over while you’re making your holiday cookies and needs to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend’s first cookie is calories free, (rule #1) yours is also. It would be rude to let your friend sample alone and, being the friend that you are, that makes your cookie calorie free.
4. Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.
5. Any calories consumed during the frosting of the holiday cookies will be used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife without cutting your tongue.
6. Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have three and green ones have five – one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones.
7. Cookies eaten while watching “Miracle on 34th Street ” have no calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one’s personal fuel.
8. As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
9. Any cookies consumed from someone else’s plate have no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!
10. Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It’s a rule!
So go ahead and enjoy those Christmas cookies…we only get them once a year! Did you make any and if so what kind?
Recipe Roundup..
Thursday, March 19th, 2009So spring is almost here and with the warm weather comes one of our families favorite things to do….grill! I thought it would be fun to share some recipes. Send in your family favorite, weeknight time crunch recipe, side dish, dessert or snack. Happy cooking and sharing!!

Grilled Bruschetta Chicken
1/4 cup Sun -Dried Tomato vinaigrette dressing, divided
4 boneless skinless chicken breast
1 tomato finely chopped
1/2 cup mozzarella cheese
1/4 cup chopped fresh basil or 1 tsp. dried basil leaves
Place a large sheet of foil over half of grill grate; preheat grill to medium heat. Pour 2 Tbsp. of the dressing over chicken in resealable plastic bag and coat chicken. Refrigerate for 10 min. Grill chicken on uncovered side of grill 6 min. Meanwhile, combine tomatoes, cheese, basil and remaining 2 Tbsp. dressing. Turn Chicken over; place, cooked side up on foil on grill. Top evenly with tomato mixture. Close lid and grill an additional 8 min. Enjoy with grilled veggies or pasta.
Blueberry Cheese Rolls
1 pkg. (8oz) refrigerated crescent dinner rolls
4 oz. ( 1/2 of a block of cream cheese) Neufchatel Cheese
2 Tbsp. sugar
1/2 cup blueberries, divided
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Unroll dough into 4 rectangles; firmly press perforations together to seal. Combine cream cheese and sugar; spread onto dough rectangles to within 1/2 inch of edges. Top evenly with blueberries. bring opposite corners of rectangles together; press together to seal. Place on ungreased baking sheet. Bake 11-13 min. or until golden brown. Makes 4 servings, 1 roll each.























